Cluck Old Hen
My old hen's a good old hen
She lays eggs for the railroad men
Sometimes one, sometimes two
Sometimes enough for the whole damn crew
Cluck old hen, cluck and sing
Ain't laid an egg since way last spring
Cluck old hen, cluck and squall
Ain't laid an egg since way last fall
My old hen lives in the barn
Best little hen on the whole damn farm
Lays her eggs, keeps them warm
Another little drink wouldn't do me any harm 
Cluck old hen, cluck and sing
Ain't laid an egg since way last spring
Cluck old hen, cluck and squall
Ain't laid an egg since way last fall
My old hen, she won't do
She lays eggs and 'taters too
The first time she cackled, she cackled a lot
Next time she cackled, she cackled in the pot
Cluck old hen, cluck and sing
Ain't laid an egg since way last spring
Cluck old hen, cluck and squall
Ain't laid an egg since way last fall
My old hen's a good old hen
She lays eggs for the railroad men
Sometimes one sometimes two
Sometimes three and sometimes four
Sometimes five sometimes six
Sometimes seven and sometimes eight
Sometimes nine and sometimes ten
That's enough for the railroad men!