I Went to Market
I went to market to buy a cock
And the cock did very well please me
and Every time I fed me cock
Well, I fed her all under a tree
And me cock went cock and cock and cock a doodle doo
And after every farmer's cock did my cock crow
So I went to market to buy a hen
And the hen did very well please me
Every time I fed me hen
I fed her all under a tree
And me hen went cackle
And me cock went cock and cock and cock a doodle doo
And after every farmer's cock did my cock crow
So I went to market to buy a duck
And the duck did very well please me
Every time I fed me duck
I fed her all under a tree
And me duck went quack
And me hen went cackle
And me cock went cock and cock and cock a doodle doo
And after every farmer's cock did my cock crow
So I went to market to buy a goose …
And me goose went honk …
So I went to market to buy a pig …
And me pig went [snort!] …
So I went to market to buy a sheep …
And me sheep went baa …
So I went to market to buy a cow …
And me cow went moo …
So I went to market to buy a wife
And the wife did very well please me
Every time I fed me wife
I fed her all under a tree
And me wife said dammit! (or with kids around insert,,,”excuse me mis-ter!”)
And me cow went moo
And me sheep went baa
And me pig went [snort!]
And me goose went honk
And me duck went quack
And me hen went cackle
And me cock went cock and cock and cock a doodle doo
And after every farmer's cock did my cock crow
from Rebecca Barclay, learned from Mike Waterson